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10. Flowers from your wife along with a card that starts, “Remember how we were going to stop after the first 9 kids . . . . ?”
9. Your son writes his very first poem after graduating high school and dedicates it to you:
“This world is sweet.
Life seems complete.
My dreams, they near fruition.
So what the heck
Please write the check
To cover Fall tuition.
