It’s 1:30 AM and I’m too restless to sleep.
Our oldest daughter, Dusty Rose O’Connor, is getting married in a few hours. She is about to become Dusty Rose Tsalkov (Saul-cov). Actually, that’s not entirely accurate. Her betrothed is Sergey Tsalkov, a young man born in Russia who emigrated with his mother as a boy from Russia to Texas. I’m pretty sure Donald Trump is responsible for Sergey Tsalkov absconding with our firstborn. But Robert Mueller and I haven’t been able to prove anything yet.